animal letters
Jul. 13th, 2004 11:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amezriI don't know whether to cry or scream.
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Dear Older Dog,
Please stop eating random crap from outside and/sneaking bites of the jasmine plant. Fun is not had spending 40 minutes cleaning up 5 pools of dog vomit, 2 of which were on a cream carpet. The faint cookie smell made me want to vomit.
ARGH.
-Me.
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Dear younger dog,
When I take you outside to do your business, DO YOUR BUSINESS. Don't stand there and stare out at the dark for 20 minutes. I am not taking you out at 3am or whatever the hell time it is that you want to go out. Also, go to SLEEP.
ARGH.
-Me.
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Dear GIANT GROSS flies,
Ohmigod EWWW. Get out of my house. I don't know what kind of giant gross flies you are but OMGGETOUT. [One just divebombed my head and got caught in my hair and I screamed really loud. OMGEWWW] I've killed about 10 of you today, and I've only been home since 7pm. GO AWAY.
OMGEWWWGrossedOut
-Me.
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Dear Older Dog,
Please stop eating random crap from outside and/sneaking bites of the jasmine plant. Fun is not had spending 40 minutes cleaning up 5 pools of dog vomit, 2 of which were on a cream carpet. The faint cookie smell made me want to vomit.
ARGH.
-Me.
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Dear younger dog,
When I take you outside to do your business, DO YOUR BUSINESS. Don't stand there and stare out at the dark for 20 minutes. I am not taking you out at 3am or whatever the hell time it is that you want to go out. Also, go to SLEEP.
ARGH.
-Me.
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Dear GIANT GROSS flies,
Ohmigod EWWW. Get out of my house. I don't know what kind of giant gross flies you are but OMGGETOUT. [One just divebombed my head and got caught in my hair and I screamed really loud. OMGEWWW] I've killed about 10 of you today, and I've only been home since 7pm. GO AWAY.
OMGEWWWGrossedOut
-Me.
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Date: 2004-07-14 04:46 am (UTC)are these those HUGE flies that make a lot of noise too??
fruitflies or horseflies-- they're so fucking gross. >.<; I remember last summer one lived behind my computer desk and we couldn't get it out for the longest time.. and when we finally had it cornered, my grandmother was the one out of all of us (young, virile wimps) to kill it XDD