the world is a vacuum of suck

Worked sucked. But got orders done. Just spent two hours in a house that smells like Chinese food grease looking at a computer. Couldn't figure out why the hell ME wouldn't get out of safe mode - she wanted to reformat anyway and is paying my brother $100 to do so. Wow. Because I didn't really feel like doing it.. plus the whole full time job thing.

Gonna go watch a movie and eat before I Love the 90s. W00t!

Erm.. though, actually, I need to make invitation for Kisha.

animal letters

I don't know whether to cry or scream.

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Dear Older Dog,

Please stop eating random crap from outside and/sneaking bites of the jasmine plant. Fun is not had spending 40 minutes cleaning up 5 pools of dog vomit, 2 of which were on a cream carpet. The faint cookie smell made me want to vomit.

ARGH.

-Me.

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Dear younger dog,

When I take you outside to do your business, DO YOUR BUSINESS. Don't stand there and stare out at the dark for 20 minutes. I am not taking you out at 3am or whatever the hell time it is that you want to go out. Also, go to SLEEP.

ARGH.

-Me.

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Dear GIANT GROSS flies,

Ohmigod EWWW. Get out of my house. I don't know what kind of giant gross flies you are but OMGGETOUT. [One just divebombed my head and got caught in my hair and I screamed really loud. OMGEWWW] I've killed about 10 of you today, and I've only been home since 7pm. GO AWAY.

OMGEWWWGrossedOut

-Me.