It's official: I am a picky dater!

Spent the morning procrastinating at match.com. Took their report tests, and are they ever accurate.


( personality test )

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( Physical attraction )

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These results certainly shouldn't be any surprise to anyone who knows me. And it's a pretty good explanation (excuse?) to why I can't find a guy I like. Uh huh.

And I must be really depressed, because right now I'm registering at eHarmony. *facepalm*

Edit: In addition to the above, eHarmony now tells me that I have NO MATCHES. NONE. In the entire world. NONE. Don't I feel... special.

Hi, please die. kthanxbye.

Dear Dad,

I don't like talking to you about my life. I don't like talking to you about my current lack of a job. I don't like talking to you. At all. Ever. Do not offer me money. Do not pretend like you care. Stop thinking that you're superior to me.

Fuck. Off.

No love. Much hate.

Me.