go. away.

Aug. 1st, 2003 02:17 pm
amezri: (you must be joking)
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JTLin0509: hi cin this is daddy

[facepalm] You, sir, are a friggin idiot. Who the fuck else would be using that screenname to IM me?

JTLin0509: when is next tim you are going to the book store?
Scifi 1701D: Maybe Monday.
JTLin0509: can you get me a book?

Oooh. I see how this works. You don't talk to me unless you want something and then instantly I'm supposed to say "oh sure, dad, anything for you!" Get real. Maybe I'll just "forget" to get it. Or just tell you we don't have it since you wouldn't know the difference anyway.

JTLin0509: structure in spelling : words with prefises roots and suffies by tim brown and beborah knight
JTLin0509: deborah knight
Scifi 1701D: I don't remember seeing it, but I'll check.
JTLin0509: thanks

You are probably going to need that, what with your consistently shitty grammar and spelling, even when using spellcheck. I said I'd check. I didn't say I would get it. And if I do get it, the cost isn't coming out of my pocket.

JTLin0509: how is jon
Scifi 1701D: fine
JTLin0509: is he up
Scifi 1701D: I don't know
JTLin0509: see u tomorrow
JTLin0509: bye

Like you really care. Good riddance. Hey, why don't you just not come back at all?

Date: 2003-08-01 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
Ah, family. *sighs*
You should just say 'No, get it yourself'. Ooh, I'm picturing fireworks then.
Where is he? You said 'not come back at all'?

memories

Date: 2003-08-01 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
Sidenote: Was just at your memories page. 44 entries on your dad so far ^_^ *is amused*

Re: memories

Date: 2003-08-01 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
LOL I know. Don't worry, that number will go up ;)

Date: 2003-08-01 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
He's trying to mooch off my employee discount.

He's been in NYC since Monday. He goes every week and every week I hope he gets mugged and shot. ... is that wrong?

Date: 2003-08-01 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozw.livejournal.com
is your dad dyslexic? :oP

Date: 2003-08-01 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
I have no idea. Maybe. lol

Date: 2003-08-01 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talie.livejournal.com
"You, sir, are a friggin idiot. Who the fuck else would be using that screenname to IM me?"

I realize this whole thing is not a laughing matter at all, but THAT made me crack up sooooo much!

Date: 2003-08-01 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
Every time he does that I'm torn between wanting to slap him and laughing in his face. It's harder when he calls and goes, "hi this is daddy." I have a strong urge to say, "no shit. really?"

So..it's okay. This whole situation is getting funny, actually.

Date: 2003-08-01 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sg1padawan.livejournal.com
I have a strong urge to say, "no shit. really?"

*giggle* Oh you should do it, definitely. It used to be the same when Harry's would call me and Clinton *cough*daftprick*cough* would go "Sarah? This is Clinton." And I go "Yeaaaahhh.... And??" I'd told them MILLIONS of times before that it shows up on my phone, not to mention the fact he has the most annoying, grating voice ANYWHERE... *slaps forehead*

People? Yup, still stupid. *shakes head*

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