Break out the crack pipe!

[amezri]

I think this was my first really cracked-out LoTR/AIM session. Some of you should be proud. Others should probably shake their heads and look the other way...


Scifi1701D: *drools over pictures of cloaks* I waaant one.
Scifi1701D: I want one with a big hood, like this one
Scifi1701D: Muuch money I don't have... *sigh*
LogansRogue: You know, there are probably a lot of women that want what's *in* the cloak.
LogansRogue: Personally, I'd take the cloak
Scifi1701D: Nah, I just want the cloak.
Scifi1701D: *g*
LogansRogue: lolol
Scifi1701D: I vant the cloooak. *g*
LogansRogue: lol
LogansRogue: Well, you'll have to shoot Boromir repeatedly 8in the chest for it
LogansRogue: Before he blows the horn of gondor! Hurry!
Scifi1701D: LOL
Scifi1701D: ::runs at Boromir and shoots him with Urk-hai arrows:: Die, you cloak-wearing bastard!
LogansRogue: LOL!!!
Scifi1701D: :-D
Scifi1701D: ::Boromir does the extended death scene:: Stupid wanker.
LogansRogue: LOLOLOL
Scifi1701D: ::shoots him in the head:: Shoulda just done that in the first place. ::rips cloak off dead body::
LogansRogue: God you crack me up
LogansRogue: LOL
Scifi1701D: Man, now there's man blood on it.
Scifi1701D: *g*
Scifi1701D: Mwhahaha
LogansRogue: Wash it with cold water
LogansRogue: Not hot!
Scifi1701D: OOoh, good idea! :-D
LogansRogue: So waht have you got against poor Boromir anyways?
Scifi1701D: He had my cloak, dude.
LogansRogue: LOL
Scifi1701D: And if I can't pay for one, I might as well kill the Wuss of Gondor for it.
LogansRogue: LOL
LogansRogue: Can't even resist the stupid ring
LogansRogue: Big bully bastard.
LogansRogue: Chasing down poor hobbitses
Scifi1701D: And he wants to lead men. ::rolls eyes:: Pfft.
LogansRogue: Tell me about it
Scifi1701D: Yo, he tried to molest poor Frodo for that ring!
Scifi1701D: That's like, child abuse or something.
LogansRogue: Yep, very close
Scifi1701D: What a sick bastard. Good thing he's dead.
LogansRogue: I thought so.
LogansRogue: And Frodo probably does too
Scifi1701D: *nods*
Scifi1701D: And so does Sam.
LogansRogue: Oui
LogansRogue: If you make a Frodo/Sam joke, I will hit you

Comments

[sg1padawan.livejournal.com]

*gasp!* *jaw drops* *eyes get wide*

PLEASE TELL ME I DID *NOT* JUST SEE YOU KILL MY DARLING BOROMIR!!!!!!

*glares*

Dude, yes, I agree, I'd like the cloak... but I'll take what's IN it just as nicely, thank you very much.

Sean Bean rocks. He just plain rocks. :-D

Sez
in denial... Boro's NOT dead... just very very asleep!

[amezri.livejournal.com]

Umm... Sorry. I had to kill Boromir. He had my cloak, damn it! But, I didn't kill Sean Bean, if that makes you feel any better...

[jen-ella.livejournal.com]

Darlin', you and Nacey are seriously twisted.

[amezri.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are. What's your point? *g*