- Fri, 12:19: So @mishacollins was doing a MST3K/Rifftrax event. You had to pay to see it, fans had an attack & now it's cancelled. Grow up, whiny fans.
- Fri, 12:55: Visiting dog has shed like this everywhere. It's repulsive. http://t.co/mUxvSw1d
- Fri, 13:37: I remember when Apple & Apple fans were all pissy about no one needing smaller iPads. And now: iPad Mini. Uh huh.
- Fri, 13:39: RT @EpiphanieBags: WE'RE GIVING A BAG AWAY EVERY HOUR TODAY! See our blog for details: http://t.co/pxoJS6L8
- Fri, 16:33: Listening to the loud tapping of someone stabbing a resistive screen with a plastic stylus makes me cringe.
- Fri, 18:36: If you use my toilet and clog it up, it would be nice if you would say something.