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Thu, 13:07: Ha. Terrible signal in IKEA caused me to lose like half my battery in 4 hours.
Thu, 16:06: So apparently the Black Widow figure I ordered was.. never really ordered? WTF.
Thu, 16:29: From today's IKEA adventure: giant broccoli! http://t.co/HmnwpMX3
Thu, 16:53: I kinda loved these ridiculous lights, but didn't buy them. http://t.co/MtsPT8CZ
Thu, 16:54: Terribly boring IKEA haul. http://t.co/4nwjhtG7
Thu, 19:14: Photo: fuckyeahphotography: jastafalin. (by Porcupine Phantom.) http://t.co/1XFGjc53
Thu, 20:30: Vice Presidential debates on in about half and hour. Should be...interesting. I'll be live tweeting. Well, live raging, more likely.
Thu, 21:08: Biden looks like he wants to vomit when Ryan's speaking. Ryan's got his smirk on when Biden's speaking. #debates
Thu, 21:10: RT @BPStoyle: How did I not know until tonight that Paul Ryan had the crazy widow's peak? #vpdebate
Thu, 21:14: RT @cpedraza: I really struggle to understand Romney-Ryan's "American apologies" narrative, especially given that the claim is #FactFree ...

Thu, 21:16: I kinda love that Biden's trying to no laugh at Ryan. Biden's like everyone's crazy, angry uncle. #debates
Thu, 21:21: RT @wilw: Ryan's about to roll out the "I don't have time to explain this to you" line. I can feel it coming.
Thu, 21:22: RT @wilw: If Biden says "This guy is full of shit", I will donate eleventy billion dollars to the Obama campaign.
Thu, 21:24: Ryan is really good at spitting out a lot of words that sound like an answer, but actually he hasn't said anything. #debates
Thu, 21:27: RT @neiltyson: Alka Seltzer is fizzable. Uranium is fissionable. I'd prefer that my leaders knew the difference between the two.
Thu, 21:30: Oh har har, Ryan, making a dig at Biden. I don't think Romney's 47% rant came out the wrong way. Please. #debates
Thu, 21:33: Martha asked you when, not to explain your vague plan again, Ryan. STFU. #debates
Thu, 21:33: RT @cpedraza: Ryan is disingenuous about "one party control." Republicans repeatedly obstructed jobs legislation. #debates
Thu, 21:37: Ryan, you still haven't explained your plan. You just keep making these vague references to ideas of a plan. #debates
Thu, 21:37: RT @OFADebates: FACT: Under Obamacare, the average Medicare beneficiary will save approximately $5,000 by 2022.

Thu, 21:43: Lol my brother just said this debate is like watching high schoolers make stuff up to look cooler. #debates
Thu, 21:48: Okay, don't tax the upper class more, but how about you tax them the same as the rest of us?! #debates
Thu, 21:50: Martha is asking Ryan for specifics on this tax plan and he still makes vague references to some plan. #debates
Thu, 21:51: Wuuut. Did Ryan just say he wants to cut tax rates 20% starting with the wealthiest people?! The hell. #debates
Thu, 21:51: RT @arysani: "You have refused to offer, again, the specifics..." Martha, you are my hero #debates
Thu, 21:51: RT @wilw: I think if a study is written by someone working for your campaign, it's a little disingenuous to refer to it as independent, ...
Thu, 21:52: RT @cpedraza: If Canada is such a great example, Paul Ryan, then why don't we have universal healthcare like they do? #debates
Thu, 21:52: RT @dreamyeyed: It's laughable to hear Ryan talking about scare tactics considering how terrified I am for my uterus if they get elected ...
Thu, 21:57: RT @cpedraza: It's not a "military cut" if Romney wants to give the Pentagon more money than it's even asking for. #debates
Thu, 21:59: "This year's fighting season"? Ryan makes it sound like we're evaluating a sporting match. #debates

Thu, 22:03: RT @cpedraza: Great question, Raddatz to Ryan: How can you say you want to leave Afghanistan w/o stipulating conditions under which you' ...
Thu, 22:10: RT @MikeDrucker: "Name a fact, Congressman Ryan." "Okay. Here's a story. I once knew a guy in a city. Next question." #VPDebate
Thu, 22:12: I don't know what it is about Paul Ryan's face that makes me want to hit it with a cast iron pan.
Thu, 22:15: I think I just watched Ryan access his emotion chip when talking about the abortion issue. #debates
Thu, 22:17: Yeah, hey Ryan, believe what you want, but your pro-life stance is not based on science and reason. #debates
Thu, 22:17: RT @hodgman: Paul Ryan gave his child a NICKNAME, everyone. How can he be a monster?
Thu, 22:17: RT @cpedraza: Ryan: "I don't see how a person can separate their public & private life." Isn't that the whole point of church-state ...
Thu, 22:18: RT @emmacaulfield: can Ryan just answer a fucking question. It's simple. What would you do?
Thu, 22:19: Religious freedoms are being infringed upon? War on the church? So glad that's more important than what I can do with my own body. #debates
Thu, 22:20: Exceptions for rape? Ryan, your party doesn't even believe rape is a real thing that happens. #debates

Thu, 22:26: Every time Ryan says, "You see," I'd like him to see my fist hitting his face. Not for violence, for cognitive recalibration. #debates
Thu, 22:28: Hahahahaha Ryan says his ticket will offer honesty. Wow, that is the funniest thing I heard all night. #debates
Thu, 22:32: Don't address me, Ryan. I feel like you're trying to sell me some useless junk that's a fire hazard. #debates
Thu, 22:33: RT @thinkprogress: FACT: Ryan has opposed abortion access for rape victims since 1998 http://t.co/5M6Qvxsr
Thu, 22:36: RT @HalSparks: Ryan's closing statement belonged on QVC #VPdebate
Thu, 22:37: RT @punslingerr: @Shyaporn @amezri Is Ryan the first ShamWow, because Biden wiped the floor with him?
Fri, 11:09: Holy fraking crap, I have never met a ruder medical professional in my life & I've been to a lot of doctors.
Fri, 11:10: I didn't know my vet wasn't working today when I changed my appointment. This guy that came in just looked at me.
Fri, 11:12: He was like, I don't know what you want me to do - dog's ears need cleaning. No shit. She has an infection.
Fri, 11:13: I clean her ears every day and apply medication. Then he just looked at me like I was an idiot.

Fri, 11:14: He basically told me to go away & make another appointment. What an asshole. If you didn't want this case, be less rude. WTF.

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