anne rice

Oct. 25th, 2005 12:44 am
amezri: (sga ;; sheppard ;; hi. annoyed.)
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Anne Rice has found religion and her next book will be about Jesus as a 7-year-old.

In two weeks, Anne Rice, the chronicler of vampires, witches and -- under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure -- of soft-core S&M encounters, will publish "Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt," a novel about the 7-year-old Jesus, narrated by Christ himself. "I promised," she says, "that from now on I would write only for the Lord."

*facepalm*

Date: 2005-10-25 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
On the plus side - now I don't have to bother reading her books AT ALL :D 'Religious' books aren't my thing.

Date: 2005-10-25 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
On a side-note for Jesus narrating (ala Blog! :D) "Adam picked on me today. I told him my God could kick his God's arse.... then he gave me a swirlie."
:) Me + Christianity = bad bad bad mix.

Date: 2005-10-25 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
HA! XD See... that book I might actually read.

Date: 2005-10-25 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
That was the tame version of what I was going to write, dear. I could do so many more evil things with the 'Diary of Jesus' idea.

Date: 2005-10-25 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
Same here. Not that I was reading her books in the first place.

Also, I'm strangely offended for the Christians. If I were them, I would not want that woman writing books about the son of my god.

Date: 2005-10-25 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
Well, I've never even touched a book of hers. I remember the hype about them a few years back but then it slowly turned into huge criticisms so I kind of went 'Sounded like crap in the first place' and didn't bother with her stuff.

I want to see how many kick up a stink about it now. They hated her writing the vamp novels, I wonder if her Christian books will make them happy or horrified.

Date: 2005-10-25 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eido.livejournal.com
Maybe if she prays a little harder to Jesus he'll grace her with some talent?

I remember reading those "Sleeping Beauty" books in high school. They read like really bad pornilicious fanfic... as I suppose most of her books do.

Date: 2005-10-25 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
Oh man. That's wonderful. Really. Yeah. T_T

Date: 2005-10-25 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermine.livejournal.com
Yuck. *shakes head* What comes next? She´ll be writing a commentary on the bible and will found her own christian sect?

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