amezri | mcshep drabble

So that icon meme.... I wrote a little something for

darkmoon711. You can find it here. I'm only posting because it seems it does not suck as bad as I thought.

PG. McKay. Sheppard. Weir. Slash it if you want to, but it's not really.

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John stopped mid-sentence and turned towards the scientist seated to his right. "McKay. Would you quit it?"

Mouth opening slightly in protest, Rodney looked away from him quickly. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Major."

"Of course you don't," John muttered. He focused his attention back to the matter at hand, resuming his discussion with Weir. Not ten seconds later, he got that feeling again and whipped around to catch McKay staring at him.

"Wha--"

"I said cut it out, Rodney!" Sheppard shouted, cutting him off.

Rodney furrowed his brow in annoyance. "Look, Major, I'm not a mind reader, so I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Why don't you just spit it out? What's the problem?"

John very nearly growled. Of all the... "Your porny thoughts," he stated with as little emphasis as he could manage.

"Excuse me?! Porny--"

"Porny thoughts, McKay. Quit it."

Rodney's face started to flush. "I am not having---"

"You are."

"I am not!"

"You are. You're having porny thoughts."

"Take that back!" Rodney shouted, pushing himself away from the table to stand on his feet.

"You're having them right now!" John shouted, also pushing himself to his feet. "Right now, even as I'm speaking!"

Elizabeth Weir coughed from her end of the table. "Perhaps we should call a recess. Gentlemen, why don't you take a few minutes to discuss this in private?" Far, far away from here, Elizabeth thought to herself.

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Don't like. Uh. Expect more.

EDIT: Bree wrote me Wonderfalls/SGA. *loves*