pic meme;

[amezri]

Userpic Meme

1. Pick any one of my user icons.
2. Write a drabble or a ficlet about the one you picked.
3. Post it in my comments!

All the cool kids are doing it, right? Hm. I need to write things for those of you've posted, so I guess I'll try for that when I get home.

It's 7:25 and I'm still not ready for work. But I guess I'm going to go. Meh. I really would like to stab myself in the arm instead of going.

Meanwhile, I've missed eibhinn and hathien. Time zones suck.

Didn't know Adrien Brody is in King Kong. That means Adrien Brody is in NZ. BROOKLYN REPRESENT! Which is silly because I'm not from Brooklyn, but it amuses me.

Comments

I've never written a drabble/ficlet before. PLZ BE KIND.

[throw-rocks.livejournal.com]

Guinevere

Once upon a time there was this girl. She was hot. No, really. SHE WAS HOT. Her name was Guinevere.

And then some stuff happened and she had sex with Sir Arthur. Like, I'm not sure how because he had pants on but you couldn't hear the zipper when he took them off, so he has magic pants for the penis. Or a magic penis for his pants. Either way.

And then she told Arthur "FIGHT" and Arthur was like "FINE WOMAN I WILL". So then he told his friends he was going to fight, and then the friends ran away because they wanted to be free. But then they decided to die so they went back to Arthur to fight with him. But you knew the ones with famous names wouldn't die. Sucks for the other ones though. They had to fight these people didn't that like the British and wanted to eat them. But Guinevere told Arthur that was bad so Arthur went :(.

So Guinevere taped down her boobs for feminism. And she fought. And then Lancelot got killed, before Guinevere could get it on with him. Poor Lancelot. Poor poor Lancelot. Guinevere is HOT.

And then Arthur killed a gazillion warriors and married Guinevere, glad that Lancelot was dead so that his ho of a wife wouldn't get it on with him like in the history books.

-THE END

Re: I've never written a drabble/ficlet before. PLZ BE KIND.

[amezri.livejournal.com]

omg, I lurve it! <3 The brightest spot in my crappy day.

Re: I've never written a drabble/ficlet before. PLZ BE KIND.

[throw-rocks.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry about your day but I'm glad you liked the dumb story. XD

[ozw.livejournal.com]

I'm from Brooklyn and it doesn't amuse me so we balance each other out :oP

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

Not really a drabble, definitely not a ficlet. Hope you enjoy.





She is diminished. She is not as she once was. Not strong, not a god. She is weak, a human.

And she hates it.

She would almost rather be dead than human.

But he intrigies her, makes her demand answers from him.

And he answers them, possibly because she looks like the human who's body she took over.

[ozw.livejournal.com]

Okay fine I'll do one.



So there was this guy, right? His name was Seth. He was kinda cute, but really short. And he can never decide what colour he wants his hair to be.

So one day Seth decides to go for a walk with his friends through Central Park. It was a nice day. A nice day to be stalked. He was followed by a giddy fanboy for several minutes while the fanboy took several horrible pictures that make him look like a miniature Bigfoot. Then the fanboy got bored and went home, after calling all his friends and squeeing "OH EM GEE I JUST STALKED SETH GREEN THROUGH CENTRAL PARK!!11!!111" but he should have shouted "SCOTTTT!!!!!!" when he was across the street from Seth.

Next time, fanboy. Next time.

[ozw.livejournal.com]

That was a non-ficlet btw :oP