stop with the spam already

[amezri]

Dear Spammers,

I do not have a penis and therefore have no need for drugs or devices that will enlarge something I don't frelling have.

Spam me in a language I understand so at least I will be able to read the subject line before I toss your shite in the trash.

IM spammers: Hi, I am a girl. Not a lesbian, no. No, I do not want to see your naked self on your ghetto webcam. You're probably really ugly anyway. Go away.

No one wants to date me. So stop sending me spam saying someone wants to date me! It's annoying.

Crushlink is so last year. Take your crush hints and shove 'em up your ema.

I will never win a large sum of money or free another free trip. And actually, not interested.

Thanks,
Mez

Comments

[trixalicious.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... sounds like someboady needs this.

Click on the one that says "Super-Mystery Cult". Actually, click on them all, but especially that one. *g*

[seishin.livejournal.com]

Naah.........'Form Letter' is more apt in this situation. ^_-

[cheapevilgirl.livejournal.com]

Snort I used to get those alll time but 9.0 doesn't let any spaz go through so for once AOL did a good thing.

[bee-oh-three.livejournal.com]

And then there's the best kind of spam, the one that has nothing in it. A completely blank message. Morons! It's pretty funny they sent you penis enlarging spam messages though...proves they really don't look at names before they send their shit.

[xpashax.livejournal.com]

Have you tried Bayesian filtering?