the bristow!

[amezri]

Current away messgae:
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MAJOR SEASON 3 SPOILER BELOW!!

QUESTION: WHAT "UNSPEAKABLE SIN" DID SLOANE COMMIT 30 YEARS AGO?

ANSWER: HE USED UP THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER, AND **FAILED** TO REPLENISH THE BATHROOM WITH A FRESH ROLL! THE HORROR...

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Scifi 1701D (5:02:49 PM): THE BRISTOW!
Mozart 182 (5:02:54 PM): YES, HI.
Scifi 1701D (5:03:17 PM): Nothing important. I just like saying THE BRISTOW.
Mozart 182 (5:04:31 PM): EVERYONE LIKES SAYING "THE BRISTOW".
Scifi 1701D (5:05:05 PM): It's preferable to Jackie.
Mozart 182 (5:05:14 PM): NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.
Scifi 1701D (5:05:38 PM): I didn't call you Jackie. I merely stated that other people do. I shall only call you THE BRISTOW.
Mozart 182 (5:05:52 PM): THAT'S A GOOD SUBORDINATE.

I've run out of topics to talk about with Pseudo!Jack. I think next time I will ask him about THE BOX. If he is a writer, he shouldknow about the Box O Fun.

I'm bored now and will go... um.. heat dinner. Or something.