Alias 3.02: Succession
Oct. 6th, 2003 01:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amezriThere was a commercial for ABC Primetime and they mentioned "brothel" and "Emeril" in the same sentence. I am damaged.
SPOILERS for ALIAS 3.02: Succession
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Anticipating: Sark! and of course Mrs. Vaughn. But mostly Sark.
The elevator airlift was an interesting way to kidnap, but I don't think that the level counter would still work once the cable had been cut.. and the elevator blown up.
I missed the micro self storage scenes with their dramatically lit insides. Looks like Spy!Daddy and Syd will be having those scenes rather often. Once again, a call back to season 1. Love how their relationship has developed to the point where Jack is reassuring her that he trusts her and is supportive of her.
The Syd/Weiss scene was lovely. I had heard that they were living together, but neighbors is just as good. Weiss seems to be the only one not acting strangely toward her, but I'm not sure if he really feels that way or if he's putting on the brave soldier face to make her comfortable. Still, with Will gone and in witness protection (which... why?) Sydney is going to need a friend, and Weiss is perfect for the job.
The German porn theater? Yeah. That's all there is to say about that. Marshall translating the film title was rather amusing: "Penal Code Part Deux." Heh. Is the bubble wrap supposed to keep the head from like making noice or something?
Support group for lost time was shades of X-Files, but if all these agents were missing you'd think they'd look into it. Unless of course they already knew about it.
Vaughn teaching French! This was fairly obvious since there wasn't much else he could teach. I'm not sure if it was high school or community college. Probably the latter since he wouldn't have had time to get a teaching degree for lower education. As Weiss told Syd, Vaughn left the country for six months and was so insane over Syd's death that he was talking to her... and she started talking back. That must be the point where he decided this wasn't healthy and he had to move on or risk going completely psychotic. Vartan's acting was notably improved this week, but he wasn't given much in the premiere. So.. meh.
I haven't decided whose side I want to be on, or even if I want to be on a side. Sydney's entitled to feel the way he does about Vaughn moving on and with this week's revelation, maybe it was healthy for Vaughn to move on. Maybe not get married so quickly, but I can see the moving on bit. He buried her, accepted his grief, and went on with his life.
Sloane said what I was thinking - that he's consistent with his obsession. To other is may be suspect that he's changed his mission so much, but really, he hasn't. Everything he did in the past was done so he could assemble the Rambaldi devices. Once that was done and the Telling gave up it's message - "peace" - he adjusts his outward agenda to keep up with his obsession. If Rambaldi said "Pez," Sloane would probably corner the Pez market. But yeah, it is admittedly an anti-climactic fortune cookie message. I was a bit surprised that Sloane investigated Sydney's death.. actually, I'm not. If he really thinks he was a father figure to her, he'd want to know what happened, just like any father so it would be logical for him to investigate the death.
Sark in Irina's cell. Nearly the best scene in the episode. I'm not digging the crew cut, but maybe it'll grow on me. The part where Sark giggles and then laughs at Syd for not remember where she's been for two years - priceless. And likely the most true emotion we've seen out of Sark in a while. Did he dig for information about Allison? I can't remember. Can we fix sark's accent? Please? It's like Irina left hers in the cell and Sark contracted it during his stay. Felt sorry for him when he looked at Sydney during the prisoner exchange and quietly said, "my life is in danger, isn't it?"
Who else is not surprised that Lindsey sent the NSC to interfere with the trade, thus getting agents killed and letting Sark & the German agent be captured. Way to screw up.
I wanted Sydney to kick his ass in the bathroom, but the verbal lashing was nearly as good.
Once again, shades of season 1 as Sark is tempted with wine while displaying his loose loyalties. First thought on the $800m demand: "Yeah, let me just pull that out of my ass." I swear that's what Sark was thinking.
Vaughn back at the CIA in a nice suit. Yum. Syd being overly normal with him. Jack is so going to shoot Vaughn in the face. He just is.
Adrian Lazarey, the ambassador Brainwashed!Syd killed, was Sark's father! And the Russian Romanov (there are still some left?) left Sark $800m in gold bars. Nice. Too bad he didn't have the first clue about his father or the inheritance.
I should have something more intelligent to say about Spy!Parents IMing each other. But I don't Just that Jack should stop shouting. With the red. FYI: Spy!Mommy was Handel4_Me and Spy!Daddy was Mozart_182, the latter being a real SN with a dummy chatter playing the part of Jack. More about that below.
Vaughn got back into the swing of things really easy, immediately jumping in to save Syd before she did something rash and got herself blown up. Why did you leave, Vaughn? You rock.
On the one hand, I'm glad Lindsey's gone. Wait. There is no other hand. I'm glad Lindsey's gone, even if it was just a plot device to get Mrs. Vaughn - I mean, Lauren Reed - into the office. You can't hate her yet, even with her telling Sydney that she was Vaughn's wife. Even after Sydney burst in and told Dixon that she still loved him or missed him, whatever, Lauren was still gracious enough to look, well, a little sad that she had to break the news to her.
Lauren is investigating Lazarey's murder. This cannot be good.
"First, I was so in love with you it nearly killed me. Second, I don't regret moving on with my life." - Vaughn
Lindsey: You're gonna hold me accountable?
Sydney: Did I stutter?
Lindsey: This is a men's bathroom.
Sydney: They let you in.
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Now onto the fun & games.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ozw discovered that mozart_182 is a real AIM SN and he Imed it. Fun ensued. I'll link to his post about it later. For now, here's Jack from the chat. It was in the same red letter type, but i'm too lazy to code it all. heh.
Mozart 182 (9:56:29 PM): OUR DAUGHTER IS ALIVE.
Scifi 1701D (9:56:37 PM): Hello Jack.
Mozart 182 (9:56:41 PM): HELLO
icyfired (9:56:44 PM): where's Irina?
Mozart 182 (9:57:01 PM): DISTINGUISHED COMPOSER SEEKING MUSIC LOVER.
icyfired (9:57:11 PM): heee
DaAquarianLady (9:57:20 PM): LOL
Mozart 182 (9:57:26 PM): DISTINGUISHED COMPOSER SEEKING FRESHLY MADE EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Scifi 1701D (9:57:33 PM): XD
Mozart 182 (9:59:02 PM): TUNA MELT WITH A SIDE OF COLE SLAW 4 ME
Mozart 182 (10:00:54 PM): GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE.
OzW 703 (10:01:26 PM): yea...jack....what'd they do to sark's hair?
OzW 703 (10:01:38 PM): makes his head look funny
icyfired (10:01:44 PM): yeah, why cut sark's hair while letting Jack's grow out?
Mozart 182 (10:01:47 PM): I CAN'T SAY, THAT'S TOP SECRET INFO PRIVY ONLY TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
overthemoonbar (10:04:40 PM): and I'm perplexed as to why will's in witness protection, but it's no less likely than anything else
overthemoonbar (10:04:48 PM): No clue. But it was definitely there originally
icyfired (10:04:55 PM): I'm hoping that if they bring him back, that will end up being a lie
Mozart 182 (10:04:59 PM): I TOLD WILL I WOULD BEAT HIM WITH A SHOVEL UNLESS HE WENT INTO WITNESS PROTECTION.
Scifi 1701D (10:05:18 PM): Oh. That would get him moving then.
Mozart 182 (10:05:36 PM): IT ALWAYS DOES WITH HIM.
icyfired (10:05:40 PM): I don't know. Will was the only one who would sort of stand up to Jack.
OzW 703 (10:05:40 PM): well, if he's in witness protection, that at least means he's not burned so badly you can't recognize him, otherwise there'd be no point
Mozart 182 (10:05:43 PM): ME AND MY SHOVEL WITH THE SKI MASK.
OzW 703 (10:07:23 PM): jack, how'd you get reinstated so quickly? syd bought you out of jail, not back into action
Mozart 182 (10:07:32 PM): I HAVE CONNECTIONS.
Mozart 182 (10:07:59 PM): AND AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BREADSTICKS.
Mozart 182 (10:08:52 PM): IRINA AND I CYBERED THE OTHER NIGHT.
That above comment is just really disturbing.
DaAquarianLady (10:09:43 PM): Jack got into our chat
Mozart 182 (10:09:44 PM): HI. I ENJOY GRAHAM CRACKERS.
DaAquarianLady (10:09:47 PM): he inflitrated
Mozart 182 (10:10:08 PM): AND EGGO WAFFLES. I LIKE THE BLUEBERRY ONES BEST, MMM...
overthemoonbar (10:10:27 PM): We're frankly, a little worried about jack's insanity
overthemoonbar (10:10:32 PM): One too many vodka shots for him
Mozart 182 (10:10:44 PM): THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
DaAquarianLady (10:10:56 PM): LOL
Mozart 182 (10:10:56 PM): SECRET AGENTS ONLY DRINK MARTINIS.
icyfired (10:11:23 PM): uh, we've never seen you drink a martini
Mozart 182 (10:11:36 PM): WHAT, DO YOU HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS IN MY BEDROOM?!?!
Scifi 1701D (10:11:54 PM): Possibly. Fans get everywhere you know.
Mozart 182 (10:11:59 PM): I'LL PAY SOMEONE TO RIG SEMTECS TO THE FOUNDATION OF YOUR HOUSE.
icyfired (10:12:03 PM): your not that secret of a secret agenet
DaAquarianLady (10:12:04 PM): LOL
overthemoonbar (10:12:11 PM): Because that worked so well for you last time ;-)
Mozart 182 (10:12:19 PM): I HAVE TO BE SURE SO THAT NO ONE WILL SURVIVE.
overthemoonbar (10:13:10 PM): Poll for everyone but jack (who's obviously going to write his smackdown of sloane): best moment?
Mozart 182 (10:13:32 PM): DAMN... BEAT ME TO IT
Mozart 182 (10:15:16 PM): MY FAVORITE SCENE, IS THE ONE WHERE I'M AT TACO BELL AND HUNGRILY DEVOUR A 7-LAYER BURRITO WITH MILD SAUCE.
Mozart 182 (10:16:48 PM): I WOULD LOVE A SCENE OF SARK DOING THE HOKEY POKEY.
Scifi 1701D (10:21:21 PM): well, at least they got rid of beardzilla right away.
overthemoonbar (10:21:24 PM): YES
Mozart 182 (10:21:31 PM): YES, IT WAS GETTING ITCHY UPON MY FACE.
Mozart 182 (10:22:13 PM): IRINA COLLECTS YO-YO'S.
Mozart 182 (10:22:22 PM): AND PEZ DISPENSERS.
synaesthete7 (10:22:26 PM): *howls*
overthemoonbar (10:22:27 PM): Like Jarod
Saffronlai (10:22:30 PM): they're probably evil yo-yos.
overthemoonbar (10:22:48 PM): Evil, rambaldi yo-yos
Mozart 182 (10:24:24 PM): I'M HUNGRY.
Mozart 182 (10:25:06 PM): I THINK SARK'S FIRST NAME IS SHIRLEY.
Mozart 182 (10:25:49 PM): AVARILL -- OUR DAUGHTER IS ALIVE.
Mozart 182 (10:26:47 PM): IN THE OPS CENTER OUR NICKNAME FOR SARK WAS ALWAYS "PLASTER OF PARIS"
Saffronlai (10:26:59 PM): ......
DaAquarianLady (10:27:05 PM): BWHA
Scifi 1701D (10:27:09 PM): ...
Saffronlai (10:27:18 PM): Y'know, I've got nothing.
overthemoonbar (10:27:27 PM): I've been rendered speechless
Saffronlai (10:27:28 PM): That's just a sig line waiting to happen.
Mozart 182 (10:27:51 PM): A GOOD SIG LINE IS: "I AM BEING AROUSED BY RIEMANN SUMS"
Saffronlai (10:28:22 PM): no, no, i think the question you want to ask now, is What is Marshall's AIM name?
Saffronlai (10:28:37 PM): though, I suppose Marshall would probably use Trillian
Mozart 182 (10:28:38 PM): MARSHALL'S SCREEN NAME IS: JEWISH PRIDE 4 U
OzW 703 (10:28:41 PM): yea, lol
OzW 703 (10:28:48 PM): hahaha
Mozart 182 (10:28:50 PM): HE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU JEWISH PRIDE.
Mozart 182 (10:33:46 PM): I LEARNED HOW TO JUGGLE BOWLING PINS IN THOSE TWO YEARS.
Scifi 1701D (10:34:04 PM): Jack -- They let you have bowling pins in solitary?
Mozart 182 (10:34:10 PM): BEFORE PRISON.
Avarill (10:34:15 PM): they certainly didn't let him have a razor
Mozart 182 (10:34:26 PM): I DIDN'T GET A RAZOR BUT SARKY DID.
Scifi 1701D (10:47:03 PM): and now they can super seekrit spy AIM chattage
Mozart 182 (10:47:08 PM): WE CAN.
overthemoonbar (10:47:21 PM): Although the robot voice just doesn't do it for me
Dportay (10:47:25 PM): sorry it took me so long. was in a fic discussion
FirecrackerTrix (10:47:27 PM): Ewww No.
Scifi 1701D (10:47:34 PM): yeah. not sure what that was necessary.
Mozart 182 (10:47:38 PM): THE STEPHEN HAWKING VOICE IS ATTRACTIVE TO ME.
overthemoonbar (10:48:08 PM): Jack clearly hasn't had much IM experience
OzW 703 (10:48:13 PM): lol yea i forgot about the stupid robot voice
Mozart 182 (10:48:15 PM): SORRY.
FirecrackerTrix (10:48:22 PM): He needs to be schooled in netiquette.
OzW 703 (10:48:22 PM): it read everything she said sarcastically
synaesthete7 (10:48:23 PM): Nah, he's just very efficient. Why waste time using the shift key?
Dportay (10:48:34 PM): hee
Mozart 182 (10:48:46 PM): I'M STILL WAITING FOR IRINA TO PUT THOSE FILES ON OUR PRIVATE FTP DROP SITE.
Scifi 1701D (10:48:55 PM): and the red makes your message very clear. Like a blunt object to the head.
synaesthete7 (10:48:57 PM): That Irina, she's such a tease.
OzW 703 (10:49:19 PM): lol they didn't use smilies though
OzW 703 (10:49:29 PM): i would kill to see jack use a :-*, lol
Mozart 182 (10:49:32 PM): :-\ :-) :-D 8-) :-P :-*
Mozart 182 (10:49:56 PM): LOL OMG AFK, IRINA HOW R U?
Mozart 182 (10:57:08 PM): SORRY KIDS I WAS TAKING A TRIP TO THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM.
DaAquarianLady (10:58:02 PM): Did you scare him?
Mozart 182 (10:58:13 PM): DID I SCARE VAUGHN? BUT OF COURSE.
Mozart 182 (10:58:43 PM): WHEN I HAD A MANLY BEARD I COULD STORE UP FLIES AND MISQUITOES TO EAT DAYS LATER.
DaAquarianLady (10:58:48 PM): BWHAHA
Mozart 182 (10:58:52 PM): LIKE A MOBILE REFRIDGERATOR OF SORTS.
Saffronlai (10:58:54 PM): *snort*
Scifi 1701D (10:58:55 PM): ewww
Dportay (10:59:08 PM): *shudders*
overthemoonbar (10:59:27 PM): My poor brain
Mozart 182 (10:59:28 PM): THE CHICKS DUG MY BEARD.
Saffronlai (10:59:30 PM): well, there's the man you want to take on a camping trip.
Scifi 1701D (10:59:46 PM): Chicks like baby chickens?
Mozart 182 (10:59:49 PM): I WAS A HOTTIE MAGNET WITH THAT HUNK OF HAIR ON MY MOUTH AND CHIN.
DaAquarianLady (10:59:53 PM): LOL
Dportay (10:59:55 PM): So, what do y'all think happened between J&I in the two years?
Mozart 182 (11:00:08 PM): WE ATE EGGO WAFFLES.
Mozart 182 (11:00:29 PM): THE TASTE WAS HEAVENLY
Mozart 182 (11:40:51 PM): JACK'S BEING DISTRACTED BY LOTS AND LOTS OF IM'S, KIDDIES
Mozart 182 (12:21:47 AM): BRAN MUFFINS.
Needed to snag this fromozw:
OzW 703 (9:48:48 PM): so do you wanna shoot vaughn in the face or what?
Mozart 182 (9:48:57 PM): OF COURSE I DO.
SPOILERS for ALIAS 3.02: Succession
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Anticipating: Sark! and of course Mrs. Vaughn. But mostly Sark.
The elevator airlift was an interesting way to kidnap, but I don't think that the level counter would still work once the cable had been cut.. and the elevator blown up.
I missed the micro self storage scenes with their dramatically lit insides. Looks like Spy!Daddy and Syd will be having those scenes rather often. Once again, a call back to season 1. Love how their relationship has developed to the point where Jack is reassuring her that he trusts her and is supportive of her.
The Syd/Weiss scene was lovely. I had heard that they were living together, but neighbors is just as good. Weiss seems to be the only one not acting strangely toward her, but I'm not sure if he really feels that way or if he's putting on the brave soldier face to make her comfortable. Still, with Will gone and in witness protection (which... why?) Sydney is going to need a friend, and Weiss is perfect for the job.
The German porn theater? Yeah. That's all there is to say about that. Marshall translating the film title was rather amusing: "Penal Code Part Deux." Heh. Is the bubble wrap supposed to keep the head from like making noice or something?
Support group for lost time was shades of X-Files, but if all these agents were missing you'd think they'd look into it. Unless of course they already knew about it.
Vaughn teaching French! This was fairly obvious since there wasn't much else he could teach. I'm not sure if it was high school or community college. Probably the latter since he wouldn't have had time to get a teaching degree for lower education. As Weiss told Syd, Vaughn left the country for six months and was so insane over Syd's death that he was talking to her... and she started talking back. That must be the point where he decided this wasn't healthy and he had to move on or risk going completely psychotic. Vartan's acting was notably improved this week, but he wasn't given much in the premiere. So.. meh.
I haven't decided whose side I want to be on, or even if I want to be on a side. Sydney's entitled to feel the way he does about Vaughn moving on and with this week's revelation, maybe it was healthy for Vaughn to move on. Maybe not get married so quickly, but I can see the moving on bit. He buried her, accepted his grief, and went on with his life.
Sloane said what I was thinking - that he's consistent with his obsession. To other is may be suspect that he's changed his mission so much, but really, he hasn't. Everything he did in the past was done so he could assemble the Rambaldi devices. Once that was done and the Telling gave up it's message - "peace" - he adjusts his outward agenda to keep up with his obsession. If Rambaldi said "Pez," Sloane would probably corner the Pez market. But yeah, it is admittedly an anti-climactic fortune cookie message. I was a bit surprised that Sloane investigated Sydney's death.. actually, I'm not. If he really thinks he was a father figure to her, he'd want to know what happened, just like any father so it would be logical for him to investigate the death.
Sark in Irina's cell. Nearly the best scene in the episode. I'm not digging the crew cut, but maybe it'll grow on me. The part where Sark giggles and then laughs at Syd for not remember where she's been for two years - priceless. And likely the most true emotion we've seen out of Sark in a while. Did he dig for information about Allison? I can't remember. Can we fix sark's accent? Please? It's like Irina left hers in the cell and Sark contracted it during his stay. Felt sorry for him when he looked at Sydney during the prisoner exchange and quietly said, "my life is in danger, isn't it?"
Who else is not surprised that Lindsey sent the NSC to interfere with the trade, thus getting agents killed and letting Sark & the German agent be captured. Way to screw up.
I wanted Sydney to kick his ass in the bathroom, but the verbal lashing was nearly as good.
Once again, shades of season 1 as Sark is tempted with wine while displaying his loose loyalties. First thought on the $800m demand: "Yeah, let me just pull that out of my ass." I swear that's what Sark was thinking.
Vaughn back at the CIA in a nice suit. Yum. Syd being overly normal with him. Jack is so going to shoot Vaughn in the face. He just is.
Adrian Lazarey, the ambassador Brainwashed!Syd killed, was Sark's father! And the Russian Romanov (there are still some left?) left Sark $800m in gold bars. Nice. Too bad he didn't have the first clue about his father or the inheritance.
I should have something more intelligent to say about Spy!Parents IMing each other. But I don't Just that Jack should stop shouting. With the red. FYI: Spy!Mommy was Handel4_Me and Spy!Daddy was Mozart_182, the latter being a real SN with a dummy chatter playing the part of Jack. More about that below.
Vaughn got back into the swing of things really easy, immediately jumping in to save Syd before she did something rash and got herself blown up. Why did you leave, Vaughn? You rock.
On the one hand, I'm glad Lindsey's gone. Wait. There is no other hand. I'm glad Lindsey's gone, even if it was just a plot device to get Mrs. Vaughn - I mean, Lauren Reed - into the office. You can't hate her yet, even with her telling Sydney that she was Vaughn's wife. Even after Sydney burst in and told Dixon that she still loved him or missed him, whatever, Lauren was still gracious enough to look, well, a little sad that she had to break the news to her.
Lauren is investigating Lazarey's murder. This cannot be good.
"First, I was so in love with you it nearly killed me. Second, I don't regret moving on with my life." - Vaughn
Lindsey: You're gonna hold me accountable?
Sydney: Did I stutter?
Lindsey: This is a men's bathroom.
Sydney: They let you in.
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Now onto the fun & games.
ozw discovered that mozart_182 is a real AIM SN and he Imed it. Fun ensued. I'll link to his post about it later. For now, here's Jack from the chat. It was in the same red letter type, but i'm too lazy to code it all. heh.Mozart 182 (9:56:29 PM): OUR DAUGHTER IS ALIVE.
Scifi 1701D (9:56:37 PM): Hello Jack.
Mozart 182 (9:56:41 PM): HELLO
icyfired (9:56:44 PM): where's Irina?
Mozart 182 (9:57:01 PM): DISTINGUISHED COMPOSER SEEKING MUSIC LOVER.
icyfired (9:57:11 PM): heee
DaAquarianLady (9:57:20 PM): LOL
Mozart 182 (9:57:26 PM): DISTINGUISHED COMPOSER SEEKING FRESHLY MADE EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Scifi 1701D (9:57:33 PM): XD
Mozart 182 (9:59:02 PM): TUNA MELT WITH A SIDE OF COLE SLAW 4 ME
Mozart 182 (10:00:54 PM): GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE.
OzW 703 (10:01:26 PM): yea...jack....what'd they do to sark's hair?
OzW 703 (10:01:38 PM): makes his head look funny
icyfired (10:01:44 PM): yeah, why cut sark's hair while letting Jack's grow out?
Mozart 182 (10:01:47 PM): I CAN'T SAY, THAT'S TOP SECRET INFO PRIVY ONLY TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
overthemoonbar (10:04:40 PM): and I'm perplexed as to why will's in witness protection, but it's no less likely than anything else
overthemoonbar (10:04:48 PM): No clue. But it was definitely there originally
icyfired (10:04:55 PM): I'm hoping that if they bring him back, that will end up being a lie
Mozart 182 (10:04:59 PM): I TOLD WILL I WOULD BEAT HIM WITH A SHOVEL UNLESS HE WENT INTO WITNESS PROTECTION.
Scifi 1701D (10:05:18 PM): Oh. That would get him moving then.
Mozart 182 (10:05:36 PM): IT ALWAYS DOES WITH HIM.
icyfired (10:05:40 PM): I don't know. Will was the only one who would sort of stand up to Jack.
OzW 703 (10:05:40 PM): well, if he's in witness protection, that at least means he's not burned so badly you can't recognize him, otherwise there'd be no point
Mozart 182 (10:05:43 PM): ME AND MY SHOVEL WITH THE SKI MASK.
OzW 703 (10:07:23 PM): jack, how'd you get reinstated so quickly? syd bought you out of jail, not back into action
Mozart 182 (10:07:32 PM): I HAVE CONNECTIONS.
Mozart 182 (10:07:59 PM): AND AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BREADSTICKS.
Mozart 182 (10:08:52 PM): IRINA AND I CYBERED THE OTHER NIGHT.
That above comment is just really disturbing.
DaAquarianLady (10:09:43 PM): Jack got into our chat
Mozart 182 (10:09:44 PM): HI. I ENJOY GRAHAM CRACKERS.
DaAquarianLady (10:09:47 PM): he inflitrated
Mozart 182 (10:10:08 PM): AND EGGO WAFFLES. I LIKE THE BLUEBERRY ONES BEST, MMM...
overthemoonbar (10:10:27 PM): We're frankly, a little worried about jack's insanity
overthemoonbar (10:10:32 PM): One too many vodka shots for him
Mozart 182 (10:10:44 PM): THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
DaAquarianLady (10:10:56 PM): LOL
Mozart 182 (10:10:56 PM): SECRET AGENTS ONLY DRINK MARTINIS.
icyfired (10:11:23 PM): uh, we've never seen you drink a martini
Mozart 182 (10:11:36 PM): WHAT, DO YOU HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS IN MY BEDROOM?!?!
Scifi 1701D (10:11:54 PM): Possibly. Fans get everywhere you know.
Mozart 182 (10:11:59 PM): I'LL PAY SOMEONE TO RIG SEMTECS TO THE FOUNDATION OF YOUR HOUSE.
icyfired (10:12:03 PM): your not that secret of a secret agenet
DaAquarianLady (10:12:04 PM): LOL
overthemoonbar (10:12:11 PM): Because that worked so well for you last time ;-)
Mozart 182 (10:12:19 PM): I HAVE TO BE SURE SO THAT NO ONE WILL SURVIVE.
overthemoonbar (10:13:10 PM): Poll for everyone but jack (who's obviously going to write his smackdown of sloane): best moment?
Mozart 182 (10:13:32 PM): DAMN... BEAT ME TO IT
Mozart 182 (10:15:16 PM): MY FAVORITE SCENE, IS THE ONE WHERE I'M AT TACO BELL AND HUNGRILY DEVOUR A 7-LAYER BURRITO WITH MILD SAUCE.
Mozart 182 (10:16:48 PM): I WOULD LOVE A SCENE OF SARK DOING THE HOKEY POKEY.
Scifi 1701D (10:21:21 PM): well, at least they got rid of beardzilla right away.
overthemoonbar (10:21:24 PM): YES
Mozart 182 (10:21:31 PM): YES, IT WAS GETTING ITCHY UPON MY FACE.
Mozart 182 (10:22:13 PM): IRINA COLLECTS YO-YO'S.
Mozart 182 (10:22:22 PM): AND PEZ DISPENSERS.
synaesthete7 (10:22:26 PM): *howls*
overthemoonbar (10:22:27 PM): Like Jarod
Saffronlai (10:22:30 PM): they're probably evil yo-yos.
overthemoonbar (10:22:48 PM): Evil, rambaldi yo-yos
Mozart 182 (10:24:24 PM): I'M HUNGRY.
Mozart 182 (10:25:06 PM): I THINK SARK'S FIRST NAME IS SHIRLEY.
Mozart 182 (10:25:49 PM): AVARILL -- OUR DAUGHTER IS ALIVE.
Mozart 182 (10:26:47 PM): IN THE OPS CENTER OUR NICKNAME FOR SARK WAS ALWAYS "PLASTER OF PARIS"
Saffronlai (10:26:59 PM): ......
DaAquarianLady (10:27:05 PM): BWHA
Scifi 1701D (10:27:09 PM): ...
Saffronlai (10:27:18 PM): Y'know, I've got nothing.
overthemoonbar (10:27:27 PM): I've been rendered speechless
Saffronlai (10:27:28 PM): That's just a sig line waiting to happen.
Mozart 182 (10:27:51 PM): A GOOD SIG LINE IS: "I AM BEING AROUSED BY RIEMANN SUMS"
Saffronlai (10:28:22 PM): no, no, i think the question you want to ask now, is What is Marshall's AIM name?
Saffronlai (10:28:37 PM): though, I suppose Marshall would probably use Trillian
Mozart 182 (10:28:38 PM): MARSHALL'S SCREEN NAME IS: JEWISH PRIDE 4 U
OzW 703 (10:28:41 PM): yea, lol
OzW 703 (10:28:48 PM): hahaha
Mozart 182 (10:28:50 PM): HE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU JEWISH PRIDE.
Mozart 182 (10:33:46 PM): I LEARNED HOW TO JUGGLE BOWLING PINS IN THOSE TWO YEARS.
Scifi 1701D (10:34:04 PM): Jack -- They let you have bowling pins in solitary?
Mozart 182 (10:34:10 PM): BEFORE PRISON.
Avarill (10:34:15 PM): they certainly didn't let him have a razor
Mozart 182 (10:34:26 PM): I DIDN'T GET A RAZOR BUT SARKY DID.
Scifi 1701D (10:47:03 PM): and now they can super seekrit spy AIM chattage
Mozart 182 (10:47:08 PM): WE CAN.
overthemoonbar (10:47:21 PM): Although the robot voice just doesn't do it for me
Dportay (10:47:25 PM): sorry it took me so long. was in a fic discussion
FirecrackerTrix (10:47:27 PM): Ewww No.
Scifi 1701D (10:47:34 PM): yeah. not sure what that was necessary.
Mozart 182 (10:47:38 PM): THE STEPHEN HAWKING VOICE IS ATTRACTIVE TO ME.
overthemoonbar (10:48:08 PM): Jack clearly hasn't had much IM experience
OzW 703 (10:48:13 PM): lol yea i forgot about the stupid robot voice
Mozart 182 (10:48:15 PM): SORRY.
FirecrackerTrix (10:48:22 PM): He needs to be schooled in netiquette.
OzW 703 (10:48:22 PM): it read everything she said sarcastically
synaesthete7 (10:48:23 PM): Nah, he's just very efficient. Why waste time using the shift key?
Dportay (10:48:34 PM): hee
Mozart 182 (10:48:46 PM): I'M STILL WAITING FOR IRINA TO PUT THOSE FILES ON OUR PRIVATE FTP DROP SITE.
Scifi 1701D (10:48:55 PM): and the red makes your message very clear. Like a blunt object to the head.
synaesthete7 (10:48:57 PM): That Irina, she's such a tease.
OzW 703 (10:49:19 PM): lol they didn't use smilies though
OzW 703 (10:49:29 PM): i would kill to see jack use a :-*, lol
Mozart 182 (10:49:32 PM): :-\ :-) :-D 8-) :-P :-*
Mozart 182 (10:49:56 PM): LOL OMG AFK, IRINA HOW R U?
Mozart 182 (10:57:08 PM): SORRY KIDS I WAS TAKING A TRIP TO THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM.
DaAquarianLady (10:58:02 PM): Did you scare him?
Mozart 182 (10:58:13 PM): DID I SCARE VAUGHN? BUT OF COURSE.
Mozart 182 (10:58:43 PM): WHEN I HAD A MANLY BEARD I COULD STORE UP FLIES AND MISQUITOES TO EAT DAYS LATER.
DaAquarianLady (10:58:48 PM): BWHAHA
Mozart 182 (10:58:52 PM): LIKE A MOBILE REFRIDGERATOR OF SORTS.
Saffronlai (10:58:54 PM): *snort*
Scifi 1701D (10:58:55 PM): ewww
Dportay (10:59:08 PM): *shudders*
overthemoonbar (10:59:27 PM): My poor brain
Mozart 182 (10:59:28 PM): THE CHICKS DUG MY BEARD.
Saffronlai (10:59:30 PM): well, there's the man you want to take on a camping trip.
Scifi 1701D (10:59:46 PM): Chicks like baby chickens?
Mozart 182 (10:59:49 PM): I WAS A HOTTIE MAGNET WITH THAT HUNK OF HAIR ON MY MOUTH AND CHIN.
DaAquarianLady (10:59:53 PM): LOL
Dportay (10:59:55 PM): So, what do y'all think happened between J&I in the two years?
Mozart 182 (11:00:08 PM): WE ATE EGGO WAFFLES.
Mozart 182 (11:00:29 PM): THE TASTE WAS HEAVENLY
Mozart 182 (11:40:51 PM): JACK'S BEING DISTRACTED BY LOTS AND LOTS OF IM'S, KIDDIES
Mozart 182 (12:21:47 AM): BRAN MUFFINS.
Needed to snag this from
ozw:OzW 703 (9:48:48 PM): so do you wanna shoot vaughn in the face or what?
Mozart 182 (9:48:57 PM): OF COURSE I DO.
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Date: 2003-10-05 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-06 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 10:49 pm (UTC)ROTF That's so damn true.
Jack is so going to shoot Vaughn in the face. He just is.
*nodsnods* I'm on Syd's side, but I do see what Vaughn is saying and what he went through. I know the guy was hurtin', but I still think he was a bit quick to marry whatsherface. :P
Lindsey's gone! Lindsey's gone! *jumps up and down*
Sark = *phroar* in this episode.
Oh, and I made an Alias layout from my private journal. If you want to check it out you're more than welcome to. :)
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 10:59 pm (UTC)I wonder if whoever got it also registered Handel 4Me. It was gone when I tried to grab it....
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Date: 2003-10-06 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-05 11:17 pm (UTC)I was laughing HYSTERICALLY.
Mozart 182 (10:49:56 PM): LOL OMG AFK, IRINA HOW R U?
This is so BEAUTIFUL! I'm putting it in my memories.
And I can't address any of your episode/character analysis right now, I'm laughing too hard.
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-06 07:33 am (UTC)And so are you. If Rambaldi said "Pez," Sloane would probably corner the Pez market.
Omigod, so so SO true!!!!! Sloane is REALLY annoying me. He is SO pulling a Raines! (Pretender, character with an oxygen tank who was evil, then one season was supposedly brainwashed and good, even prayed) I swear, all he needed was a bald head and an oxygen tank. He almost SOUNDED sincere, but I just did NOT believe him.
I did like Sark's haircut, which has made me like Sark. Dammit. I was all about hating Sark, and he goes and gets a buzzcut. ARGH!
And I TOTALLY agree with you about Lauren. I actually gave her credit for telling Syd that she was Vaughn's wife. Still don't like her, but I'm starting to lose ground. This is not good.
Love Weiss as Syd's neighbor, Marshall was hysterically funny as usual, and yeah, I thought that was the greatest display of self control on the part of Jack I've ever seen when he saw Vaughn for the first time in a year! He so wanted to kill him for hurting Syd.
Maybe not get married so quickly, but I can see the moving on bit. He buried her, accepted his grief, and went on with his life. THANK YOU! That's what I'VE been saying. Yes, I can see him moving on, but getting married that fast? Too quick for me. But maybe getting married was his way of really moving on, because being married means vows he has to honor, and that's a way of separating himself completely from Syd. I still don't like it, though.
Finally, I could swear Syd said "Who let you in?" to Lindsey, after he said "This is the Men's room".
Anyway, great analysis. I KNEW there was a reason I added you to my friends list!
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Date: 2003-10-06 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-07 06:36 am (UTC)More Syd/Weiss. More Sark. That's all I ask, really.
THANK YOU! That's what I'VE been saying. Yes, I can see him moving on, but getting married that fast? Too quick for me. Yeah, I don't mind him moving on, like I said. But two years, minus grieving and insanity time doesn't leave much comfortable getting-married time. Was that English? lol
Finally, I could swear Syd said "Who let you in?" to Lindsey, after he said "This is the Men's room".
Ah, you're probably right. I will go rewatch and fix it ^_^
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Date: 2003-10-06 11:58 am (UTC)overthemoonbar (10:04:48 PM): No clue. But it was definitely there originally
icyfired (10:04:55 PM): I'm hoping that if they bring him back, that will end up being a lie
Mozart 182 (10:04:59 PM): I TOLD WILL I WOULD BEAT HIM WITH A SHOVEL UNLESS HE WENT INTO WITNESS PROTECTION.
Scifi 1701D (10:05:18 PM): Oh. That would get him moving then.
I just...I can't breathe. I don't think I've laughed this hard in...ever? Good times.
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Date: 2003-10-06 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-06 07:56 pm (UTC)icyfired (9:57:11 PM): heee
DaAquarianLady (9:57:20 PM): LOL
Mozart 182 (9:57:26 PM): DISTINGUISHED COMPOSER SEEKING FRESHLY MADE EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Scifi 1701D (9:57:33 PM): XD
Heehee. Found you through a friends' list. Funniest thing ever!
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Date: 2003-10-06 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-07 06:15 am (UTC)I'm laughing so hard I can hardly see to type this. That was hysterical. I will never be able to look at Sark the same way again. *giggles* Really, I can't stop. I'll be laughing all day.