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Father stuff.


Now he's telling her that he might end up in a mental institution and that he carries his kids pictures in his wallet. He does not. I've seen his wallet. Fat wads of cash and lots of plastic. And something about his sister cheating him out of a half mil and he sues her and his mother had a heartattack. He also mentions suicide and that he loves her so much and will follow her advice and find someone as good as she is which he "doubts seriously."

Uh, wtf? Yeah, you are a psychopath.

The best part is that she sent him a letter and some pictures and now she wants him to burn them because she thinks he's becoming obsessed and "In other people's eyes, u r a nut, u might become a psycho." BWAHAHAHAAH! He's already a pyscho, yes.


I should feel bad about spying on my father and nosing into his personal life. ... But I don't. You know why I don't? Because he's a lying bastard and for too many years I've been lied to and I'm sick of it. I get a fair bit of amusment from reading all the lies and drama. If that makes me abad person.. then I'm a bad person.

Date: 2003-07-14 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
He might end up in a mental institution? Why haven't you put him in there already? He does sound like he's getting a bit obsessed but something tells me she likes it a bit. *shudder* She HAS met your dad right? *facepalm*

You should become an anonymous emailer (to him or her, either way). Cover you tracks, like he obviously doesn't know how to, and really stick a pipe in his works. Does he know how an email block works? Then you could email him as her from a 'different address'?

Yeah... *starts plotting* Oooh, that would be good. *pause* *giggle* Oh that too! Ha! I am so evil... *goes to draw up blueprints*

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Date: 2003-07-16 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
Well, she hasn't seen him in 24 years or something. She was his girlfriend in Taiwan back in the day.

But yes..they're both nuts.

I do love your evil mind ^_^ But I'm too lazy to go to the trouble. LOL

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Date: 2003-07-16 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
24 years ago? Obviously she doesn't remember him too well.

Good! He'll have friends at the funny farm! Whoo whoo!

*nudgenudge* What's his email address? *smirks* Just kidding.

Date: 2003-07-14 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corngirl-jo.livejournal.com
Your father is seriously scaring me. Living with him day to day must be quite a trip.

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Date: 2003-07-16 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
He's not realy scaring me... just annoying the crap out of me and everyone else. Living with him is... interesting.

Date: 2003-07-14 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtmtmt.livejournal.com
...I've asked you this once before, and I'll ask one more time....



....does he need to have an accident?

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Date: 2003-07-16 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
Now, see I would say yes, except:

a) unless a meteor dropped out of the sky and killed him, it would be traced back to me. Or my brother.

b) If it doesn't kill him, we'll have to deal with his whining for a really long time.

I'm mostly concerned about the me getting in trouble. Karma and all... meh.

Date: 2003-07-14 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] assassin-chick.livejournal.com
Hmph. What is it with lying-cheating-self-obsessed-psycho-bastard fathers? Why are there so many, when clearly they should have been drowned at birth?

If you feel the need for the Assassin's services at any time, do let me know. Maybe we could do a group package... *snort*

Date: 2003-07-14 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimmiwyld.livejournal.com
Can we just get a list and make some kind of group sacrifice to *picks a random name that sounds demon-y* Blurgartinashka? Bush would LOVE that! Oh! Oh! Can we assassinate Bush too? The CIA would LOVE that!

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Date: 2003-07-18 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] assassin-chick.livejournal.com
Why yes... he has kids doesn't he? I'm sure he'd qualify! Like the idea of a mass demon sacrifice...

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Date: 2003-07-19 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
mm.. assassinate Bush... that would be the bestest present ever!

Date: 2003-07-19 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com
Oooh.. ::makes note:: Group packages are always nice ^_^

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Date: 2003-07-20 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] assassin-chick.livejournal.com
Hehe... I'll even lend a whole new meaning to the Fun Family Discount! *smirk*

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