Dumbass frat pledges.

[amezri]

Some poor schmuck of a frat pledge just called and spewed out this story about being behind in his pledging and needing to appear nude in front of a group of females so they can laugh at him and have it recorded on camera. And hey, would our dorm be okay with that?

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What I wanted to say: Piss off, you fucking loser. Go find some real friends.

What I really said: Uh, no. "Are you sure?" Yeah, I'm sure. *click*