Buffy Rerun: "Him"
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amezriHorrible, horrible thing. Except the with Xander/Spike sleuth action. That was great. Also, many amusing lines.
"Okay, first with the lap dance, now with the cat fight. Hey, you want to get drunk and barf next?" - Buffy
Willow: Damn love speel. I have tried every anti-love spell, spell I could find.
Anya: Even if you find the right one, the guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell... spell.
Willow: But you don't even know him!
Anya: Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.
Willow: He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass...
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman and... he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Willow: Yeah, well I have skills. I can prove my love with magick.
Anya: Yeah, right. What're you going to do? Use magick to make him into a girl? [Willow gets a look] Damn!
"Oh, man! Now I've gotta start all over. Hecate hates that." - Willow
Xander: What the hell are you doing?
Willow: Proving I love RJ the most!
Xander: Will, honey... RJ's a guy.
Willow: I did notice that, yeah. It's why I'm doing my spell, because, you know, he doesn't have to be.
The scene where Buffy's about to shoot a rocket launcher through Principal Wood's window. Spike tackles her, grabs the launcher, and runs off with Buffy in pursuit.
Xander: Now you're sure you understand the plan?
Spike: I think I got it, yeah.
[They both run into the street. Xander tackles RJ while Spike rips the jacket off him. They run off into the night.]
Xander: That, my friends, is the smell of sweet, sweet victory.
Anya: Also, burning cotton-polyblend.
Anya: Man, this tool gets his jacket from his brother, who got it from their father, and we'll never know where he got it. That bites.
Xander: Yeah, welcome to the Hellmouth, where even outerwear isn't safe.
"Okay, first with the lap dance, now with the cat fight. Hey, you want to get drunk and barf next?" - Buffy
Willow: Damn love speel. I have tried every anti-love spell, spell I could find.
Anya: Even if you find the right one, the guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell... spell.
Willow: But you don't even know him!
Anya: Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.
Willow: He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass...
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman and... he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Willow: Yeah, well I have skills. I can prove my love with magick.
Anya: Yeah, right. What're you going to do? Use magick to make him into a girl? [Willow gets a look] Damn!
"Oh, man! Now I've gotta start all over. Hecate hates that." - Willow
Xander: What the hell are you doing?
Willow: Proving I love RJ the most!
Xander: Will, honey... RJ's a guy.
Willow: I did notice that, yeah. It's why I'm doing my spell, because, you know, he doesn't have to be.
The scene where Buffy's about to shoot a rocket launcher through Principal Wood's window. Spike tackles her, grabs the launcher, and runs off with Buffy in pursuit.
Xander: Now you're sure you understand the plan?
Spike: I think I got it, yeah.
[They both run into the street. Xander tackles RJ while Spike rips the jacket off him. They run off into the night.]
Xander: That, my friends, is the smell of sweet, sweet victory.
Anya: Also, burning cotton-polyblend.
Anya: Man, this tool gets his jacket from his brother, who got it from their father, and we'll never know where he got it. That bites.
Xander: Yeah, welcome to the Hellmouth, where even outerwear isn't safe.
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Date: 2003-03-12 04:37 am (UTC)>The scene where Buffy's about to shoot a rocket launcher through Principal Wood's window. >Spike tackles her, grabs the launcher, and runs off with Buffy in pursuit.
>Xander: Now you're sure you understand the plan?
>Spike: I think I got it, yeah.
>[They both run into the street. Xander tackles RJ while Spike rips the jacket off him. They >run off into the night.]
*points up* those were the best parts, tho! i watched it JUST to see spike chase buffy around with the rocket launcher!!! rotlfmao!
and dude...spike was thuddly last night! *drools*
hee hee
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Date: 2003-03-15 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-15 07:52 am (UTC)