Um.. hmm..

Well, after backing up almost every file on my system (something like 20+ CDs), I ran the reinstall for Internet Explorer.

Everything seems to work now. Weird. Still going to reformat and reinstall Win98, though, because it really needs it.

*snicker*

Seiji Tataki: ....Is it a bad sign when my "sign off" option is no longer enabled on AOL?
SciFi 1701D: um.. yes
Seiji Tataki: ...
Seiji Tataki: Oh well.
SciFi 1701D: that means your soul belongs to AOL
SciFi 1701D: Mwahahaha!
Seiji Tataki: Exit still works.
SciFi 1701D: true. Oh well.
Seiji Tataki: And when all else fails, CTRL+ALT+DEL
SciFi 1701D: your soul has slipped from their grasp once again
Seiji Tataki: I still have a soul?
SciFi 1701D: Oh, did another corporation already steal it away?
Seiji Tataki: I thought Microsoft would've by now..

Um.. kay

Monty Python - Lego Style

That's funny.. yet very disturbing.

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!