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No, really, go look. Especially if you speak Mandarin, because you will be SHOCKED and APPALLED. Be sure to check out the Performance section. The spoken interview with horrid inflection is about 7 minutes in.
Scifi1701D: have you heard of Jonny Blu?
mascara wench: no
Scifi1701D: http://www.jonnyblu.com
Scifi1701D: it scared me a bit.
mascara wench: is it a porn site?
Scifi1701D: he was in Princess Diaries 2 - the white guy singing in Mandarin
Scifi1701D: no
mascara wench: ash, i see he's suffering from a case of OC Makeupitis
Scifi1701D: LOL
mascara wench: where the men are wearing as much makeup as the women are.
Scifi1701D: I haven't seen the OC, so I'll take your word for it.
mascara wench: they all look pancakey and this weird shade of salmon pink
Scifi1701D: this guy is strangely mesmerizing - in a "look at the weird white guy" sort of way
mascara wench: pfft. back in the nineties, there was this huge deal about this blonde white woman who could cover vietnamese ballads perfectly
Scifi1701D: but this guy apparently actually knows Mandarin. He did his little intro and though the inflection was bad, i was impressed
mascara wench: that reminds me of seeing white people on asian soap operas speaking chinese
Scifi1701D: hehe
mascara wench: it always makes me laugh al ittle bit
mascara wench: *G*
Scifi1701D: it's just... odd
Scifi1701D: like when I was in Ireland and these Chinese girls would speak with an Irish accent. It shouldn't be weird... but it is...
mascara wench: BEVERLY HILLS!
mascara wench: OH, THAT'S TOO PERFECT.
Scifi1701D: wha?
Scifi1701D: oh
mascara wench: johnny blu is from beverly hills
Scifi1701D: he probably knows more Chinese than I do.
Scifi1701D: or, written at least
mascara wench: so, he's making this face on the music page?
mascara wench: <---laughing so hard
Scifi1701D: hehehe
Scifi1701D: I like how in the real player presentation, he likes to make up his own inflection.
mascara wench: well, the joke in pd 2 was that he was covering the 'theme' of the original movie in chinese
Scifi1701D: Ah
Scifi1701D: I didn't see the first one
mascara wench: i did
Scifi1701D: *hee*
Scifi1701D: OMG. HE DANCES.
Scifi1701D: scary white boy dancing
mascara wench: i expected as much
mascara wench: thanks, i'm SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW
Scifi1701D: BWAHAHAHA
Scifi1701D: Have you SEEN the video yet? XD
mascara wench: i'm afraid to look.
Scifi1701D: you know you want to
Scifi1701D: it's like passing a trainwreck
mascara wench: THIS IS SO SICK AND WRONG.
Scifi1701D: IT IS!!
Scifi1701D: And I will be posting about this. Like. Now
mascara wench: you better post our IM conversation
mascara wench: cos i want the masses to know what I think
Scifi1701D: XD okay
mascara wench: oh for fuck's sake put on some clothes
mascara wench: no one wants to see that
Scifi1701D: LOL
mascara wench: and i tolerate pasty english men, but I DON'T TOLERATE THAT
Scifi1701D: Well, he's a pasty American
mascara wench: oh god i want to hit him with a baseball bat.
mascara wench: THE FOG MACHINE
mascara wench: *dies*
Scifi1701D: It's so very tragic.
mascara wench: i cant' watch anymore
mascara wench: just the side to side swaying is enough
Scifi1701D: I like the MC intro though... "He's 100% white"
Scifi1701D: skip forward to the interview
mascara wench: nope
mascara wench: not gonna do it
Scifi1701D: at about 6:55
mascara wench: this is gonna haunt my nightmares
Scifi1701D: YES
Scifi1701D: god that inflection makes me twitch
No, really, go look. Especially if you speak Mandarin, because you will be SHOCKED and APPALLED. Be sure to check out the Performance section. The spoken interview with horrid inflection is about 7 minutes in.
Scifi1701D: have you heard of Jonny Blu?
mascara wench: no
Scifi1701D: http://www.jonnyblu.com
Scifi1701D: it scared me a bit.
mascara wench: is it a porn site?
Scifi1701D: he was in Princess Diaries 2 - the white guy singing in Mandarin
Scifi1701D: no
mascara wench: ash, i see he's suffering from a case of OC Makeupitis
Scifi1701D: LOL
mascara wench: where the men are wearing as much makeup as the women are.
Scifi1701D: I haven't seen the OC, so I'll take your word for it.
mascara wench: they all look pancakey and this weird shade of salmon pink
Scifi1701D: this guy is strangely mesmerizing - in a "look at the weird white guy" sort of way
mascara wench: pfft. back in the nineties, there was this huge deal about this blonde white woman who could cover vietnamese ballads perfectly
Scifi1701D: but this guy apparently actually knows Mandarin. He did his little intro and though the inflection was bad, i was impressed
mascara wench: that reminds me of seeing white people on asian soap operas speaking chinese
Scifi1701D: hehe
mascara wench: it always makes me laugh al ittle bit
mascara wench: *G*
Scifi1701D: it's just... odd
Scifi1701D: like when I was in Ireland and these Chinese girls would speak with an Irish accent. It shouldn't be weird... but it is...
mascara wench: BEVERLY HILLS!
mascara wench: OH, THAT'S TOO PERFECT.
Scifi1701D: wha?
Scifi1701D: oh
mascara wench: johnny blu is from beverly hills
Scifi1701D: he probably knows more Chinese than I do.
Scifi1701D: or, written at least
mascara wench: so, he's making this face on the music page?
mascara wench: <---laughing so hard
Scifi1701D: hehehe
Scifi1701D: I like how in the real player presentation, he likes to make up his own inflection.
mascara wench: well, the joke in pd 2 was that he was covering the 'theme' of the original movie in chinese
Scifi1701D: Ah
Scifi1701D: I didn't see the first one
mascara wench: i did
Scifi1701D: *hee*
Scifi1701D: OMG. HE DANCES.
Scifi1701D: scary white boy dancing
mascara wench: i expected as much
mascara wench: thanks, i'm SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW
Scifi1701D: BWAHAHAHA
Scifi1701D: Have you SEEN the video yet? XD
mascara wench: i'm afraid to look.
Scifi1701D: you know you want to
Scifi1701D: it's like passing a trainwreck
mascara wench: THIS IS SO SICK AND WRONG.
Scifi1701D: IT IS!!
Scifi1701D: And I will be posting about this. Like. Now
mascara wench: you better post our IM conversation
mascara wench: cos i want the masses to know what I think
Scifi1701D: XD okay
mascara wench: oh for fuck's sake put on some clothes
mascara wench: no one wants to see that
Scifi1701D: LOL
mascara wench: and i tolerate pasty english men, but I DON'T TOLERATE THAT
Scifi1701D: Well, he's a pasty American
mascara wench: oh god i want to hit him with a baseball bat.
mascara wench: THE FOG MACHINE
mascara wench: *dies*
Scifi1701D: It's so very tragic.
mascara wench: i cant' watch anymore
mascara wench: just the side to side swaying is enough
Scifi1701D: I like the MC intro though... "He's 100% white"
Scifi1701D: skip forward to the interview
mascara wench: nope
mascara wench: not gonna do it
Scifi1701D: at about 6:55
mascara wench: this is gonna haunt my nightmares
Scifi1701D: YES
Scifi1701D: god that inflection makes me twitch
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Date: 2004-09-22 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 09:06 pm (UTC)Also? Saff said you have to look at my icon.
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:10 pm (UTC)...
It's shiny.
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Date: 2004-09-22 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 10:33 pm (UTC)But the sad part? His ability to speak is better than most ABCs I know. His accent sucks ass, but at least he knows how to. >>;
*LE SIGH*