why yes, I will have a shouting match before my dinner.

[amezri]

It's not enough that he invites his friends over without telling us. Or that he's having a weird barbecue. But he has to pick a fight with my mother and have a huge shouting match with the patio door open so that his friends can hear him. That leaves me with my brother sitting outside while he has a grand ol' time with his white trash friends. Lovely.

Him: Do you want some tomatoes?
Me: Um. Just a couple. They give me heartburn.
Him: ::gives me a small portion::
Me: Uhm. Yeah. That's enough.
Him: ::give me more::
Me: ... did I not just say they give me heartburn?
Him: That's okay.

WTF?!