My tweets

• Thu, 14:20: Teaching older people to use touch screen keyboards can be kind of frustrating. Also the concept of not stabbing the screen.
• Thu, 15:40: I get freaked out when other people work in my kitchen. They make a mess and contaminate everything. Also WTF knife scrapping my nonstick?!
• Thu, 15:50: Turkey soon! http://t.co/IYvyHci2
• Thu, 16:10: Happy Thanksgiving! http://t.co/e4fjR9mn
• Thu, 20:16: Lady, I don't mind that you bring your dog, but when you pet him and a handful of fur comes out, can you not sprinkle it on the floor?!
• Fri, 01:07: H2O: Just Add Water complete series is on sale at Amazon right now for $35. I'm just sayin'.