My tweets

• Wed, 12:02: Now that I've found out this Fifty Shades series is based on the authors own terrible Twilight fanfic, I'm curious to read this train wreck.
• Wed, 13:07: Lady, GTFO of the post office. The worker already answered your question 4 times & the thing you need is online. There is a long line. Go!
• Wed, 13:12: @tdfangirl Black Widow is on the way to you! :D
• Wed, 19:14: Watching the #NCISLA #H50 crossover. Never watched this show. Is NCIS:LA run by Edna Mode?
• Wed, 19:35: LuLz. The Bing results page looks like a Google results page. Also, these characters are lame. #NCISLA
• Wed, 20:31: Dear mom: printing the thing that's printing wrong over and over again without changing settings will not get you a different result.
• Wed, 21:16: So. British Top Gear guys can go on crazy trips & are able to fix cars when they break down. American Top Gear? Maybe Tanner could.
• Thu, 02:41: I think I should start a business that takes good profile photos for dating sites. 80% of these look like mug shots.
• Thu, 11:14: You know what's annoying? When "clever" titles use the Greek Σ (Sigma) as an E. Guess what? The Greeks have an equivalent to E. It's E.