My tweets

• Tue, 12:41: RT @BrandonFord: So chugging hand sanitizer to get drunk is a new trend, apparently. Kids are so friggin' dumb.
• Tue, 14:58: Time for archery lesson! :D Let's see if I forgot all the things.
• Tue, 15:02: Two newbs in here looking to buy a compound bow with no experience. Uh. I feel like that's like going to buy a gun never having shot before.
• Tue, 16:27: Lesson done. Getting better I think. Need to save up about $250 for a recurve bow and sight. They make the bow I'd get in blue & white!
• Tue, 16:52: Finger tabs worked much better than a glove for shooting the bow. Fingers don't hurt at all from pulling. #archery
• Tue, 19:28: The annoyance of my frames fitting so poorly is really making me think about contacts again.
• Wed, 10:36: RT @tommcrae: Next time you're sad or angry, think of the key change in Man In The Mirror. #thatswhyiwantyoutoknow
• Wed, 10:38: Ugh, @Birchbox. Answer this email about expired Befine sample packets! It's been 3 days!
• Wed, 10:46: Delta, you want to charge me $600 for a flight to ATL and then checked bag fees? Yeah, no.
• Wed, 10:48: ..WTF. Where did all these Excise and Segment taxes for flights come from?!