Mom and I were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" and unfortunately my father was sitting there taking up about 2/3 of the room playing mahjong on his laptop. Throughout the whole thing he's making dumbass comments and whistling. This is not normal whistling, oh no. It sounds like a demented bird chirping and doesn't seem to follow any tune whatsoever. You know how annoying it becomes when someone taps their pen/pencil on the desk non-stop? Yeah. Like that.
This is the conversation that occured during the end when Jack gets picked up by the Pearl.
Father: What actor is that?
Me: Johnny Depp.
Father: Oh my god.
Me: ... what?
Father: Why is he acting like a faggot?
Me: [starts to say something else] I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
Father: [makes some other rude remark and laughs]
Yes. That is exactly what he said. Let me make it clear that it was in no way an attempt at a joke in broken English. This is not like when
we joke around and say Jack is flamey. This was meant to be nasty and crude. My father has said on many an occassion that he hates homosexuals.
I wanted to grab the pen that was on the table and stab him in the face. At least he'd shut up and wouldn't be able to whistle any more.
To this whole thing I say: What the fucking fuck?!
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